Friday, April 29, 2005

Rage

As I sit in class suffering through renal, I can think of only one thing – rage. Seriously, if you’re going to ask a question, make it interesting (e.g., “In the case of dehydration, do hydrogen ions move in some sort of horrifying phantasmagoric ballet wreaking unholy vengeance upon the kidney?”) I think I could go for hours, but I’ll restrain myself to responding to the last two posts:

Landstrom – Yes, they’re weird. We can form a secret pact of “normals” among the MD/PhD class, but I fear they may have already gotten to you.

Peter – Steve’s buttocks aren’t malformed – they’re glorious, as is his frenulum! You, my friend, have no idea what beauty is! And I say this without bias, despite my status as president of the “Steve Mihalcik’s Buttocks Fan Club” (or SMBFC for short). But, the song is pretty cool.

1 Comments:

Blogger Steve L said...

Anand, you really know how to make a guy feel better about his malformed posterior. I wasn't even aware there WAS a fan club. I'd love to make an appearance at the next meeting. I've been thinking about moonlighting as a public speaker. I have really been meaning to ask you about it, but I just keep pushing it the rear of my mind. Maybe I could lead the club on a star-gazing trip. I hear there's a full moon coming up and it may even be possible to see Uranus. Let me know if you need any assistance.

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