Now that I have an audience
And now... some "yo mamma" jokes
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks
Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Yo mama so fat her neck look like a pack of hot dogs
posted by Andrew Landstrom at 7:48 PM
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Your mother is so fat that when she wears a Malcolm X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her.
Yo mama so fat, she broke her leg and gravy came out.
Yo mama so fat, she went to the beach and the tide came in.
Yo mama so fat, she put on a pair of BVDs and by the time they got up to her waist, they spelled boulevard.
Yo mama so fat, when she sits around the house, SHE SITS AROUND THE HOUSE.
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