Monday, June 20, 2005

Simpson Quotes

In studying for the respiratory final, several Simpson's quotes come to mind:

"Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand"

"I'm not a praying man, but if you're out there, save me Superman"

Homer - "But Marge I was a political prisoner"
Marge - "How were you a political prisoner"
Homer - "I kicked a giant mouse in the butt...do I have to draw you a diagram"

"He destroyed a very valuable gargoyle and.... are you wearing a grocery bag?"
Homer - "I have misplaced my pants"

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Blogger Anand "Tandoor Boy" Patel said...

"I see the light, and it burns."

"I ate the purple berries. They taste like...burning"

Dr. Nick (holding syringe) - "This will only hurt a little bit"
(hits Homer on the head with mallet and injects himself)
"Ahh...That's better..."

For a more intense review of medical care in Springfield, the series of articles in the Canadian Medical Association is perhaps the definitive source.

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