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Aspirations for the future

If I ever owned a parrot I wouldn't do anything stupid like teach it songs or dirty words. No, I would use it more like a Palm Pilot...dates...Phone numbers...recipes. I would also expect it to watch out for me. "In case of earthquake, get in a doorway". "Thanks parrot. Here's a grape."

And I'm out.

Reasons why Dave is not a tuna fish sandwich

One is two pieces of bread with canned fish mixed with mayo, relish, and possibly mustard.

The other one is Dave.

And I'm out.