A Terrible Limerick

There was a series of lectures called “Renal”
In which listening felt worse than a needle.
The class’s infinite drone
Was worse than a calcium stone
Whose passage was painful and penile.

Beard of Dooom first post!

Check out all my majesty!! (And my yo mama jokes).

Now that I have an audience

And now... some "yo mamma" jokes

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks

Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

Yo mama so fat her neck look like a pack of hot dogs