Peter's Mom

Isn't it strange that this was on the first page of search returns for images of "Peter's Mom"?

Mascot Possibility #1

How about this hot octopus for our mascot? She gets around.

Rage

As I sit in class suffering through renal, I can think of only one thing – rage. Seriously, if you’re going to ask a question, make it interesting (e.g., “In the case of dehydration, do hydrogen ions move in some sort of horrifying phantasmagoric ballet wreaking unholy vengeance upon the kidney?”) I think I could go for hours, but I’ll restrain myself to responding to the last two posts:

Landstrom – Yes, they’re weird. We can form a secret pact of “normals” among the MD/PhD class, but I fear they may have already gotten to you.

Peter – Steve’s buttocks aren’t malformed – they’re glorious, as is his frenulum! You, my friend, have no idea what beauty is! And I say this without bias, despite my status as president of the “Steve Mihalcik’s Buttocks Fan Club” (or SMBFC for short). But, the song is pretty cool.

My life: An epic struggle

Again, I must reiterate... this was not in that little packet I was sent back in August. That packet had lots of smart looking students in labcoats and goggles. In comparison to that, I've seen the inner-workings of this octopus, I'm not sure if being a giant eye-stalk is a good thing or if Norgan is trying to drive me slowly insane.

The Mayo MD/PhD Class of 2011

Pretentious Mission Statement: We will strive to provide an open forum for combined degree students to entertain themselves and others, offer advice, vent frustrations, and make fun of Peter Conrad. Let the mayhem (legal definition: The offense of willfully maiming or crippling a person) begin.